Imagine being caught in the worst situation in the world where your bladder is full and you are trying not to lose gentleman’s status. Now imagine being one of the most famous actors in France.

Guy looks into the science behind cryptic, fern-like patterns sometimes found on the skin of lightning-strike victims. Guy also thinks this makes for a great story to tell at the bar.

What do you get when you mix Beethoven with this girl’s professionally nice booty? You’ve got to see this. It’s so good it’s NSFW.

What do 2000 dolphins kicking ass at once look like? Like something between heaven and the end of the earth. Like they could take over the world at any moment, but are content to play. So there. This exists. Share it.

Just how many grams of fat is in this man-sized egg-roll? Weighing 6-7 pounds, and the insides alone account for 176 grams of fat — that’s before they deep fry it!

Don’t be that guy! A man in his 40′s is wheeled out of Heart Attack Grill, having suffered a heart attack while dining on a Triple Bypass Burger.

These guys snaked a fire hose through the ceiling and then let the third story fill up. Curious what happens? Although not a brilliant idea, it sure is fun to watch.

We were searching around looking for some fashion tips for you guys when we came across this douche bag. He took T-shirt layering to new heights and landed himself in the Guinness Book of World Records for layering a whopping 247 T-shirts on his small frame in less than two minutes.

GUY found a 13 year old girl who holds eight world records in weight lifting. And she’s not an ogre!

Guy has a lot of respect for men who sign up to serve their country. It’s a brave thing. How about this group of Chinese military men “playing” hot potato with a grenade? You know it’s your next party game…

As Hostess tight rope walks over its Chapter 11 bankruptcy, takes a look at the 82 year old mystery ingredient-filled snack cake that we can’t get enough of.

Are you a man that likes some effin’ tea every once in a while instead of a tall bottle of IPA? Yeah, these men aren’t afraid either. Check out this funny video of some serious men getting their tea on… So many kinds!

We’ve heard of women loving the objects in the bedside drawer. Nothing new in this millennium. But marrying an object? Are men being replaced?

We offer you a buyer’s guide for piss. Because you’re golden.

If you’re a fan of the show Dirty Jobs With Mike Rowe on the Discovery Channel, then you’ll love this collection of his all-time worst reactions to the filth he encounters.