Build Your Palate

Guy takes a look at the spicy, bloody martini who owes its name to one of the bloodiest gang leaders of all time — Al Capone.

Guy takes a look at a big green drink that will punch you right in the face with a giant green fist.

Look! Momma cut off the crust! This martini earns its place on the list because really, it’s the eleven year old boy’s standby lunch all grown up and full of alcoholic terror.

The black martini just might be the ultimate gentleman’s drink. It’s actually black, and one of the most traditional brotinis we can find, since it’s actually made with gin. Would you drink this?

Guy takes a look at the martini that makes consuming a massive amount of protein in drink form the most manly thing you can do.

This hefty BLT martini is one sure way to man up your drink. Time for liquid lunch. Are you ready?

You can snort wasabi like they did in the Jackass movie, or you can grow up a little more and try wasabi in your next martini. Are you brave enough? Here’s how.

A grilled cheese martini? How the… Oh, it’s real. Guy checks in on your after school snack turned man-drink.

We could tell you how to make an eggnog bong, but you’re better than that. Check out some ideas for some actual spicy eggnog, the perfect gentleman’s treat for the holidays.

Guy looks at five easy orange Halloween drink recipes that are great for guys. Halloween isn’t just for kids. Drink up and drink orange this weekend, bro.

Change up your drink! Guy takes a look at the Moscow Mule, an antidote for those who can’t handle a Dark and Stormy. Advice on how to steal the copper mug included. You’re welcome.

It’s still hot, and you’re dreaming of something like this. Brewed and distributed by Aujan Industries Co., Barbican is a non-alcoholic must have for natives of the Middle East and visitors alike.

Have you forgotten how to relax like gentleman upon returning home from work? Let’s do it like they did it post- World War I.

We’ve got an alternative to you putting that disgusting sour mix into your cart at the grocery store. Making a great whiskey sour is less complicated than you think!

The initials spell what is definitively your drink of the summer… curious? Try something new!