Unhappy Hour

A night on The Shandy is more likely to have you wake up the next morning with a naked octogenarian in your bed and a crystal-clear recollection of exactly what you did the night before.

The first taste of Chartreuse may be a divine gift, but succumbing to her powerful spell will soon have you cursing the day you ever heard her name.

Gordon’s….the Rasputin of Russian vitamin water. Fortunately, there are other ways to get your Bolshevik on.

You’ll immediately notice that the Sang Som bottle bears awards logos, leading you to believe that this is quality liquor.

Fighting Cock Bourbon: ready to party. Eager to steamroll your soul.

This liqueur was created for an Emperor, but should you try it?

Now… about those shiny objects. What exactly are they made of?

Don’t be the guy that drinks this crap.

It’s not just for hard rockin’ metal-heads anymore, but is it for you?

It’s a cheap ‘n’ nasty concoction all in the pursuit of getting trashed on a budget.

Learn just how much naughty can fit into one can.

Improper mating in a bottle.

Little Bear sends you on a sugar high and then waves bye-bye. You’ve been warned.