The Worst

Meet the thriftiest, greasiest man in Alaska.

Meet the criminal with a celebrity beard.

Like calling just to say hi…

Man stages fake drunk driving accident.

It’s about time Pike County got muzzle-friendly.

Breast bravery is lacking in Nebraska.

The way humans market to other humans and the broad strokes in which they paint them is offensive, unfair, and just plain dumb.

Steel-faced friendly pop culture icon gets abducted.

Are carefully placed commercials trying to tell you something?

Painting makes the news. The boring kind.

She knows babies but not business.

When peeps go public.

Grown-up chest wins by a landslide.

Mind-blowing pepper shard celebration.

This newsflash brought to you by some town in Georgia.