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Real Man of Genius Wears 247 Shirts, Gets No Bud Light Song

We were searching around looking for some fashion tips for you guys when we came across this douche bag. He took T-shirt layering to new heights and landed himself in the Guinness Book of World Records for layering a whopping 247 T-shirts on his small frame in less than two minutes.

Bad Boss: The Man Who Knew Ernest Borgnine

Ass-smackings and awkward, incestual back rubs: another bad boss tale from the GUY.com contributing staff. Please share our pain.

What Your Media Thinks of You: Airtran

There’s nothing like the death of a dude in a commercial!

What Your Media Thinks of You: Coke

There is a fantasy world making soft drinks. You SHOULD be scared.

Unpopular News: Golden Nuggets From Sister Oregon’s Calls to the Sheriff

Small-town crime, big-time funny.

What Your Media Thinks of You: Canadian Wine Spam

GUY probably gives a little too much attention to a spam e-mail.

Unpopular News: Goat Wanders Into Record Store

This wandering goat from Idaho is ready to rock and roll like Beethoven.

What Your Media Thinks of You: Coors Light

Coors Light really hates its customers.

The Worst: Luis Moreno, Soccer Dickhead

Owl kicker upgrades to man kicker.

Unpopular News Special Edition: The Owl of Knoxville

Corpse? Bird? Judge? Your guess is as good as any.

Unpopular News: Man Experiences Fake Vertigo After Human Tooth Found in KFC Chicken

Man finds human tooth in KFC Chicken and loses his bullshit lawsuit.

Unpopular News: Man Recalls Meal From 1998

Don pitched his tent and ate his meal. He’ll never forget it.

Unpopular News: Man Spends $50, Gets $17k View

The story of trees and friendly math.

Unpopular News: Marijuana Bust at Aunt Jane’s Daycare

Pounds of diapers and marijuana seized.

Unpopular News: Fire Hazard Fred

Meet the thriftiest, greasiest man in Alaska.