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You Don’t Need It
You Don’t Need It: Etsy and the Glory of Penis (NSFW)
By Andrea Rothe | January 24th, 2012 1:25 PM
You Don’t Need It: The Chess Set With Eternally Lost Pieces
By Andrea Rothe | July 19th, 2011 3:50 PM
The chess set for adults where the pieces aren’t exactly getting lost in the couch.
You Don’t Need It: Mike Wants a Bushphone
By Andrea Rothe | July 18th, 2011 4:18 PM
Trivia: It’s 1985 and you’re the most dapper dude in the office. What kind of telephone do you have?
You Don’t Need It: Pumptastic Failures NSFW
By Andrea Rothe | May 31st, 2011 4:48 PM
Welcome to the peep pump hall of shame. Don’t get caught with these, guys.
You Don’t Need It: Now You Can Put Your Dick Into Frankenstein NSFW
By Andrea Rothe | May 16th, 2011 7:25 PM
The Frankenstein of sex toys is on sale. This toy officially knighted as the holiest ball of unholy holes you’ve ever seen.
You Don’t Need It: DIY Deflowering Kit NSFW
By Andrea Rothe | May 4th, 2011 12:41 PM
The toy that lets guys explode a virgin. Disassembly required.
You Don’t Need It: Canadian Tuxedo for Your Ass
By Andrea Rothe | April 21st, 2011 11:55 AM
Don’t let this Canadian tuxedo anywhere near your balls, guys.
You Don’t Need It: FalseFlesh. For the Kids.
By Andrea Rothe | April 13th, 2011 2:30 PM
Become your own Dr. Frankenpuss and nakedmaker for under fifty bucks.
You Don’t Need It: Get Demoralized, Doubledick
By Andrea Rothe | April 7th, 2011 7:50 PM
The strap-on humiliator for strapping men.
You Don’t Need It: The Other Oil Spill
By Andrea Rothe | March 31st, 2011 9:15 AM
Lube keeps shooting across the room? We found a solution.
You Don’t Need It: The Tooting Vent
By Andrea Rothe | March 24th, 2011 9:11 AM
Don’t let the toot get stuck in your boot.
King Kong Wants to Party (NSFW)
By Andrea Rothe | March 17th, 2011 1:32 PM
A sex toy that needs its own bedside drawer or chest. Because you need to see this.
Your Cock Gets a Steering Wheel
By Andrea Rothe | March 9th, 2011 12:29 AM
A tool to help you do the nasty… nicely.
