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You Don’t Need It: Canadian Tuxedo for Your Ass

Don’t let this Canadian tuxedo anywhere near your balls, guys.

Back Breaking News: Scream Goes Nude, Goes Deep

If you end up hating Scream IV this weekend, there’s a sexed version available for your therapy next week.

You Don’t Need It: FalseFlesh. For the Kids.

Become your own Dr. Frankenpuss and nakedmaker for under fifty bucks.

Back Breaking News: The Public Sexuality of Jacqueline Onassis Kennedy

See (literally) the side of Jackie O you’ve never seen before.

Back Breaking News: Are You Still Buying Condoms With Nonoxyl-9?

Got some of these condoms in your stash? You’d be surprised how unsafe they are in spite of marketing.

You Don’t Need It: Get Demoralized, Doubledick

The strap-on humiliator for strapping men.

Back Breaking News: Friends Outweighs Benefits According to Science

She might not be as different from you as you think.

You Don’t Need It: The Other Oil Spill

Lube keeps shooting across the room? We found a solution.

Back Breaking News: Porn Consumption Linked to Overall Crappy Life

New study relates porn consumption to a lower quality of life.

Back Breaking News: NWU Holds Live Orgasm Demo After Class

NWU’s Human Sexuality class holds live orgasm demonstration.

Back Breaking News: Pole Dancing for Jesus

So what exactly are they doing for Jesus?

You Don’t Need It: The Tooting Vent

Don’t let the toot get stuck in your boot.

Back Breaking News: Hot Ass / Not Ass

Natalie Portman’s cheeks are too much for a general audience.

An Excuse to Lust for Pregnant Women?

Gentlemanly bump-appreciation may not be your fault.

Back Breaking News: Batman XXX Porn Parody Exists

Parody is a serious business.