Don’t let this Canadian tuxedo anywhere near your balls, guys.
The Sextion
You Don’t Need It: Canadian Tuxedo for Your Ass
By Andrea Rothe | April 21st, 2011 11:55 AM
Back Breaking News: Scream Goes Nude, Goes Deep
By Andrea Rothe | April 14th, 2011 1:12 PM
If you end up hating Scream IV this weekend, there’s a sexed version available for your therapy next week.
You Don’t Need It: FalseFlesh. For the Kids.
By Andrea Rothe | April 13th, 2011 2:30 PM
Become your own Dr. Frankenpuss and nakedmaker for under fifty bucks.
Back Breaking News: The Public Sexuality of Jacqueline Onassis Kennedy
By Andrea Rothe | April 11th, 2011 8:07 PM
See (literally) the side of Jackie O you’ve never seen before.
Back Breaking News: Are You Still Buying Condoms With Nonoxyl-9?
By Andrea Rothe | April 9th, 2011 6:18 PM
Got some of these condoms in your stash? You’d be surprised how unsafe they are in spite of marketing.
You Don’t Need It: Get Demoralized, Doubledick
By Andrea Rothe | April 7th, 2011 7:50 PM
The strap-on humiliator for strapping men.
Back Breaking News: Friends Outweighs Benefits According to Science
By Andrea Rothe | April 2nd, 2011 9:37 AM
She might not be as different from you as you think.
You Don’t Need It: The Other Oil Spill
By Andrea Rothe | March 31st, 2011 9:15 AM
Lube keeps shooting across the room? We found a solution.
Back Breaking News: Porn Consumption Linked to Overall Crappy Life
By Andrea Rothe | March 30th, 2011 2:07 PM
New study relates porn consumption to a lower quality of life.
Back Breaking News: NWU Holds Live Orgasm Demo After Class
By Andrea Rothe | March 28th, 2011 5:35 PM
NWU’s Human Sexuality class holds live orgasm demonstration.
Back Breaking News: Pole Dancing for Jesus
By Andrea Rothe | March 25th, 2011 10:21 AM
So what exactly are they doing for Jesus?
You Don’t Need It: The Tooting Vent
By Andrea Rothe | March 24th, 2011 9:11 AM
Don’t let the toot get stuck in your boot.
Back Breaking News: Hot Ass / Not Ass
By Andrea Rothe | March 23rd, 2011 10:21 AM
Natalie Portman’s cheeks are too much for a general audience.
An Excuse to Lust for Pregnant Women?
By Andrea Rothe | March 21st, 2011 9:15 AM
Gentlemanly bump-appreciation may not be your fault.
Back Breaking News: Batman XXX Porn Parody Exists
By Andrea Rothe | March 18th, 2011 12:16 PM
Parody is a serious business.
