The Sextion

The Original Hooters has re-opened in its original location in Clearwater, Florida. It’s even got a museum dedicated to broads bringing wings to tables for nearly 30 years. What’s not to like? Beside the panty-hose.

Guy found a dick that takes the cake. Artistically… and on sale.

A blind man’s gotta wind his clock every now and then as well. What’s a man to do? Turns out, there are resources. Who’d have known? Guy takes a look.

GUY high fives over giving yourself the low five and inspects some reasons to give yourself the business, as if you needed any more. Can masturbation prevent cancer? Possibly!

Guy offers you some sex tips from an expert and a chance to become one of five guys or gals who scores a free bottle of Astroglide lube from us. Booyah!

The chess set for adults where the pieces aren’t exactly getting lost in the couch.

Trivia: It’s 1985 and you’re the most dapper dude in the office. What kind of telephone do you have?

Is this commonly found toxic chemical affecting men more than women? Let the mice talk.

Welcome to the peep pump hall of shame. Don’t get caught with these, guys.

60 years and 11,531 other dicks have wisdom for your dick.

Your grandfather has a different idea of what sex is. He was also more creative.

The Frankenstein of sex toys is on sale. This toy officially knighted as the holiest ball of unholy holes you’ve ever seen.

The toy that lets guys explode a virgin. Disassembly required.

Are you part of the percentage of men that has faked an orgasm? Remember why you did it?

Don’t let this Canadian tuxedo anywhere near your balls, guys.