The Outhouse

Imagine being caught in the worst situation in the world where your bladder is full and you are trying not to lose gentleman’s status. Now imagine being one of the most famous actors in France.

Vivid Entertainment brings the adult public its newest parody film, Pee-Wee’s XXX Adventure. Capitalizing on the already fallen star, Pee-Wee’s XXX Adventure further (and in good humor) desecrates the formerly kid-friendly icon.

The Original Hooters has re-opened in its original location in Clearwater, Florida. It’s even got a museum dedicated to broads bringing wings to tables for nearly 30 years. What’s not to like? Beside the panty-hose.

Unable to take a commercialized holiday seriously, GUY takes you on a tour of the most improper gifts for your gal.

We were searching around looking for some fashion tips for you guys when we came across this douche bag. He took T-shirt layering to new heights and landed himself in the Guinness Book of World Records for layering a whopping 247 T-shirts on his small frame in less than two minutes.

Guy found a dick that takes the cake. Artistically… and on sale.

A blind man’s gotta wind his clock every now and then as well. What’s a man to do? Turns out, there are resources. Who’d have known? Guy takes a look.

We offer you a buyer’s guide for piss. Because you’re golden.

Many people have said that comedian Sam Kinison saw himself as a prophet, which seems like an apt description considering that he was once a preacher. Think confrontational. Think fire and brimstone.

GUY high fives over giving yourself the low five and inspects some reasons to give yourself the business, as if you needed any more. Can masturbation prevent cancer? Possibly!

Chances are, if you know the name Henry Rollins, it’s from his time in Black Flag. Or maybe you know him from The Rollins Band? While he’s primarily known as a musician, Henry Rollins is also an accomplished speaker.

Guy offers you some sex tips from an expert and a chance to become one of five guys or gals who scores a free bottle of Astroglide lube from us. Booyah!

Steve Martin was the king of the world in 1981. He was the first (and at that point, only) comedian to have a stand up album that went Platinum… But then he stopped. He just walked away from it all.

Imagine composing an entire act made up of one liners and you’ll get a good idea of Mitch Hedberg’s act. It’s a brand of comedy perfectly tailored to both stoners and the ADD-addled youth of today alike.

Nick takes a look at the lunacy right beneath our noses.