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Expensive Stuff

Elite Beyond Recognition: Monster HDMI Cables

A company that makes a massive profit by ripping you off.

Elite Beyond Recognition: 150 Inch Television

The world’s biggest television.

Elite Beyond Recognition: Vertu Cobra Phone

Nokia’s fashion cell phone comes in one color: expensive.

Elite Beyond Recognition: Diamond Studded Mouse

A diamond studded mouse to go with your $500 mouse pad.

Elite Beyond Recognition: Racing Mouse Pad

Rest your hand on $500 of comfort.

Elite Beyong Rocognition: Solid Gold Macbook Pro

Goldmember would be jealous of Computer Chopper’s selection.

Elite Beyond Recognition: Make Your iPhone Hideous AND More Expensive!

My eyes burn from all the primary colors…

Elite Beyond Recognition: Boost Your Ego with a Diamond Encrusted Laptop

Go hate yourself.

Elite Beyond Recognition: Extreme $timulation

Upgrade the little man’s boat.

Elite Beyond Recognition: Not Your Average Four Slots

Big price. Boring job. But someone’s gotta be responsible for breakfast.

Elite Beyond Recognition: The Amusement Park for Your Coffee

This one’s expensive.