The List of Dumb #1

There’s no shortage of things out there which tax our intelligence, question our faith in our fellow men, or just showcase how little decision goes into the signs, menus, and license plates that fill our world. Here at GUY.com we like to shine a light on some of these things. Some are downright stupid, some require a little creativity to find the lunacy of, and some are so obviously dumb they deserve special attention.

The List of Dumb:

What’s the over/under on this person getting rammed into the median:

Image provided by Evan Dickson.

There’s really no way this can be interpreted as a good name for a product:

Image provided by Jeremy Jochman.

I’m so glad that Kid Bangables changed their name:

Image provided by Jeremy Jochman.

Looks like they’ve taken reality television to the next level:

Image provided by John Makarewicz.

Maybe this freedom of speech thing isn’t such a good idea:

Image provided by Carl Kampenmeyer.

Key Parties are a lot different when everyone has those big colorful Fisher Price keys:

Image provided by Chris Crespo.

Trust me when I tell you it’s definitely best to rent before you buy. I spent the better part of the 90′s trying to sell Dayton back to Ohio:

Image provided by Andrea Rothe.

Probably wise to be cautious around this individual, especially during conjuring season:

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Perfect for spying on Girls Gone Wild:

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The fact they feel compelled to mention that the product does not contain actual gold is both damning evidence of how stupid society has become…

…and a testimony that I need to probably reconsider giving a Goldschläger flake to my special someone this year for Christmas:

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Why don’t they just save space and call it the family aisle:

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Editor’s note:

If you find something dumb, send it to us!