Back Breaking News: If 11,531 Penises Could Talk To Your Penis…

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Forget what advice or insight your dad might have muttered to you, if he offered any at all. If 11,531 penises could talk to your penis, what would they say? Well, you have the luxury of that insight, thanks to a couple of dick-studying dudes you’ll probably never meet: Dr. Kevan Wylie from the Porterbrook Clinic and Royal Hallamshire Hospital, Sheffield, UK, and Mr. Ian Eardley from St James’ Hospital in Leeds. What these guys did differently is look at the big picture (shut up) by compiling the results of 12 studies that surveyed the penis size and other stats of 11,531 men, the studies ranging over the last 60 years of dick doctoring.

An average penis is 5.5 – 6.2 inches long and 4.7 – 5.1 inches in girth.

I haven’t met a guy yet that hasn’t put his dick up to a ruler at some point. But how many have seen this chart? Psychological misgivings aside, it’s interesting to look at a worldwide average.

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Penis_circum.svg

85% of women were satisfied with their partner’s penile size, but only 55% of men were satisfied.

After compiling satisfaction surveys of over 50,000 heterosexual men, they found that two thirds of men think that they are average sized. 12% admit that they think their rod is on the small side. Just know that according to 60 years of sex research, your lady will most likely be happy with your tool size, no matter how you think it measures up.

According to Dr. Wylie “It is very common for men to worry about the size of their penis and it is important that these concerns aren’t dismissed as this can heighten concerns and anxieties.”

What kinds of information are men basing their small-penis complaints on?

Nearly two thirds of men complaining of small penises said their anxieties started with childhood comparisons and 37 per cent blamed erotic images viewed in their teenage years. Interestingly enough, not one of the men in any of the studies  actually had what science calls a “micropenis” which is less than 2.7″ flaccid. All of these men would have been categorized as “normal sized.”

90% of women prefer a wide penis to a long one.

Amy is dreaming of a wide Christmas.

This should make sense to most men, but the focus on length tells a different story. Of course you know what a G-spot is. It’s near the opening of the vagina on the front wall. Even if you do have a small dick, you’re going to graze past it when you enter the holy of holies. A woman has nearly the identical amount of erectile tissue in and around the opening of her vagina as you do in your penis. It’s mostly around the opening that matters — and you’re hitting a lot of it no matter your size.

Think about this too: the cervix has no nerve endings. If your long dick keeps crashing rapidly into it, she’s not going to collapse in waves of rapture from that alone. A feeling of fulness is desirable for a woman; being skewered down there is not. The greater the penile width, the greater the chances of it stimulating the opening where the most nerve endings and blood flow are.

If you’re curious, here’s a chart of what’s average for girth:

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Penis_circum.svg

This should go without saying:

Your dick is yours. Not your lady’s. You’ve gotta live with it or cut it off. Yes, it does matter what you think of it. The need for esteem isn’t a weakness. In fact, it belongs to one of the four basic survival related needs that define human beings, according to Abraham Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs chart. Self-acceptance and acceptance by others is a building block that makes you whole, and people spend their lives struggling for this survival-related need if it’s not met. Perhaps that’s the reason that the compilation of these studies found that penis-size enhancing products showed little benefit or change, yet a parallel significant psychological benefit across the board.

Go ahead and ponder your dick… like you need our permission to do so. 11,531 other dicks say yours is probably alright for the plunder.

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