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Guy.com likes to keep its readers up to date on the realm of pleasure. After all, life ain’t just about good food, a good smoke, and great music. Sometimes we gotta go south to go north. And sometimes the tools of the trade are ridiculous.
And you thought it was stupid when she said she wanted to see what you looked like in a thong. (“Just to see… promise — you don’t actually have to wear it,” she says). You’ve avoided the “hold the pickle” novelty underwear this long. Why should you have to suffer through more assfashion?
And then she brings home this shit:
It’ll be more likely to happen to you in Japan, though, where these undies hail from. U.S. purchasers will have to dole out $79 (price plus shipping) for the item that will complete the Canadian tuxedo. One perk: you can be cavalier, yet incognito on denim day at the office.
Seriously, guys. No.
Forgive my ignorance, but what is a CANADIAN TUXEDO?
Somehow, Kate, I’m not sure you really want to know.
Given the article I assumed it was some sort of underpants, but I’ll take your word on being better off in the dark on this one
From the Urban Dictionary: An outfit consisting of a denim jacket and demin jeans. To spice up the outfit a button down demin shirt may be worn.
Google search, baby!
Ah, like Zap Rozdower from FINAL SACRIFICE!
And.. I know I could have looked it up, but it’s more interesting to get my education from fellow community members, so thanks Andrea!
PS Not sure what the point of tiny jeans for men are. Either wear underwear or regular pants. By trying to combine the two it just looks embarrassing IMHO