Unpopular News: Goat Wanders Into Record Store

Shit’s blowing up and people are dying all the time at least somewhere in the world. That’s big news. And the giant news networks treat these breaking news stories in a way that defines both overblown and overrated. You see it, you read it, and then you continue to be insulted by its ubiquitous coverage on networks like CNN and Fox News, and then you go to your computer and see it diarrhea-ed all over the internet. We need a cure. In the spirit of embracing oblivion, Guy.com offers you the least trending topics we can find. In fact, we’re not even sure these items are news. But your local newspaper begs to differ.

Original Headline:

Lost Goat Wanders Into Idaho Music Store

LocalNews8.com
Ammon, Idaho
Reporting Journalist: LocalNews8.com staff

A dumb goat since dubbed “Beethoven” wandered into a piano store in Ammon, Idaho. The cloven-hooved creature declined to buy a piano and was instead coralled in the bathroom until animal control could rescue him from his love of music.

Apparently, the goat followed a woman and her child in through the front door. The misguided goat ended up all the way on local television in Ammon because no one was currently being shot.

Read the rest of the small-time heartfelt story here.