You Don’t Need It: FalseFlesh. For the Kids.

Guy.com likes to keep its readers up to date on the realm of pleasure. After all, life ain’t just about good food, a good smoke, and great music. Sometimes we gotta go south to go north. And sometimes the tools of the trade are ridiculous.

“What if you could see what your friends look like naked?”

We’re all naked beneath our clothing… and upon that premise, a business proposition is born. A dumb one: FalseFlesh. FalseFlesh is a naked-making software program available online. With it, you can be a completely lazy douche, upload all of your friends’ pics, friend’s wive’s pics, sisters… everyone you know, hit a button and see nude approximations of them. The site claims that you don’t need to be a photoshop expert. No, son, you’ll be your own professional nakedmaker in no time.

Tits! Because… you can’t find tits anywhere on the internet? Yes. And because you are incapable of convincing anyone to share nipples with you in real life. You’re still a boy. That’s okay. You’re only $49.95 away from being Dr. FrankenPussy. You can put the head of anyone you know on a fine choice of nude bodies that the software package has available. It’s like owning your own harem in one tiny box!

It claims that its results are like having X-ray vision. Package features include “multiple nudity creating options” and skin tone matching. Customer testimonials speak of putting big bushes on girls and enlarging your girlfriends’ chests until they burst through the screen at you.

If you burst back, the software isn’t broken. Tech support doesn’t care, either.

Fully comprehend this pile of shit here.